I have five long ass research papers I can no longer organize my thoughts anymore

Well screw coherence.

1. I hate you Kant, you're a cunt.

2. If you think Earl is a philosophical jack ass, then what does that make me? Your words hurt me... Somehow

3. How do you cut friendship with a relative? Hi I miss you but we just can't be friends and  I'm sure you know why. I can never revoke my relative status with you it's destiny (or more like a plague, sometimes, at least) but friendship, on the other hand, has to be earned.

4. How am I supposed to present my gathered data and corresponding analysis to and IN your institution when YOUR NEW POLICY SUCKS??

5. No one's rebounding anyone okay so shut up keep calm and I loohhb you

6. VAPE IS A LIE. VAPE IS A LIE. YOU CAN NEVER QUIT